Another test, I am “kinda evil.” Plus I am black-hearted. Woo hoo! Take the test here.

Last night the owner of the cafe gave both Shirley and I a bag of tomatoes. Then an invitation from strangers to a barbecue!

Car problems! Just as I thought things couldn’t get any worse they did. The car began vomiting green-brown ooze. The mechanic still hasn’t called me back.

The little girl was back in class today! Last time she demonstrated how flexible children are. She crawled into a cupboard with only her head sticking out.

Today she grabbed my arm and kissed it.

Hamid used me to demonstrate some very painful self defense techniques. Am nursing my wounds now. Probably some sort of revenge for being so late with my phonecall.

Took Laura Lee’s Value Village advice. Just take everything off the racks that seems remotely nice and try it on before turning it down. I came back with eight tops and a micro-mini…not sure where I will wear some of those things but maybe there is a fantasy alternate universe office party that will accept me dressed like that.

I also took Laura Lee’s mall purse shopping advice. You can find cool purses at the mall, she said. Five minutes before the mall closed there it was, a Mondrian-type! The mall lady says she sold four of them in the last fifteen minutes.

Just talked to Beth! She thinks it’s Ron too. I still think Dumbledore. He’s a central character and his loss would be a great blow to Harry. Beth says Hermione is too important. I never thought she would disappear either.

There is also a Can You Think Like a Cat? quiz, but it turned out to be a pet owner thing. I was hoping it would be “You are a fierce tabby” or “You are a Garfield.”

Oh, wait, there is something like that. What Kind of Cat Would You Be? That didn’t take long and now I am a Persian. I don’t like the sounds of that.

Since I am busy with all these quizzes I also took the Are You a Bombshell? quiz. I always thought I was the anti-bombshell but I am 55% bombshell because of my champagne habit. To get the other 45% I need to be a certified bombshell I need to wear more bedsheets and remove my bathing suit more often.

Another quiz! Lava beasts accompany me into battle!

The Goddess Chaos: Wild, uncontrolled,
unpredictable, crazed, represented by the color
red and the element fire. Her only constant is
that she’s never constant. Prone to losing her
considerable temple, but her attention span is
so short that she rarely actually remembers to
punish anyone. A complete hedonist.

Which Goddess Owns You?
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Yeah! I am Athena!