Review for a book that points out that God chose the Flood because “packets of irrestible biscuits that explode in the oesophagus” was not a good enough method of mass destruction.

Top 4 jocular Sadeian insults from page 223:

1. You rancid twopenny candle.

2. You old pumpkin stewed in cockroach juice.

3. Dirty potato face.

4. You with a cod face, with oysters for ears.

Top 6 Sadeian endearments from page 235:

1. Fresh pork of my thoughts.

2. Soft enamel of my eyes.

3. O you Olympian ambrosia.

4. Effusion of the angelic spirits.

5. Celestial kitten.

6. My Poopsie.

Finished reading “Reviving Ophelia.”

Good quote: “We are up to our ears in alligators.”

Alligator fact: I ate alligator for the first time last month. Delicious. Also ate a lime for the first time with that alligator.

Now reading “At Home with the Marquis de Sade.”